Hillary Clinton Christmas Tree Topper

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Hillary Clinton Christmas Tree Topper

Postby drawscore » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:02 pm

There's a new Christmas tree topper ornament in the image of Hillary Clinton. But how did this happen?

Well, Santa was having a bad day. Two reindeer were pregnant, three more were horny, Mrs. Claus was going through menopause, and the elves were threatening to strike unless they got a raise to $15 an hour.

Since it was December, Hillary thought a Christmas tree might cheer Santa up. She got one, and personally delivered it to Santa's workshop. She knocked on the door, and when Santa answered, she asked "Where do you want me to put this tree?"

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen (and the rest of you, too), is how the Hillary Clinton Christmas tree topper ornament originated.

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